Overheard while shopping at a dealer selling bootleg DVDs:
Random Guy 1: (holding the Japanese Spider-Man tokusatsu show) See! I told you the Japanese created Spider-Man!
Random Guy 2: When was that made?
RG1: The 70s! I told you!
RG2: Stan Lee created Spider-Man in... the 60s!
RG1: Whatever, I told you so! Spider-Man is Japanese!
Personally? I weep for the future.